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Bitch Don’t KALE My Vibe: INFO Drops a Hilarious Vegan Diss Track with a Twist

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Ever felt judged by a vegan just because you enjoy the occasional burger? INFO’s latest track, “Bitch Don’t KALE My Vibe,” takes that experience and turns it into a playful, comedic diss track that’s as catchy as it is clever. Complete with laid-back vibes, witty wordplay, and a side of humor, the song flips the judgmental “kale supremacy” culture on its head. And just when you think it can’t get wilder—INFO hits listeners with a music video featuring a vegan zombie apocalypse. Yes, the video sees zombies roaming the streets, but instead of brains, these undead are hungry for tofu and kale. Watch the hilarious chaos unfold here: https://youtu.be/ZeS4gLHxQp0.

Behind INFO’s witty music lies a story of struggle and transformation. Growing up in Manchester, life wasn’t easy. His mother passed away from cancer, and INFO had to step into a full-time carer role for his mentally ill father. Money was tight—beans on toast became a staple, and cold baths were a norm. But INFO’s story didn’t end there. Through sheer will and hustle, he turned things around. Today, he travels the world, from the depths of Amazon Peru to the coasts of Australia, not just for inspiration but to support grassroots charities. INFO’s proudest achievement? Paying off his father’s mortgage and giving him a well-earned retirement. His music reflects his experiences—a unique blend of hip-hop, flamenco guitar, conscious rap, and spoken-word poetry.

INFO’s light-hearted diss track has caught the attention of critics. Mr. Benjamins from ThisIsHipHopHQ gave it glowing praise: “You’ve created a fantastic song that really resonates. I love your energy, passion, and charisma—it reminds me of Token’s music. Your style is refreshing and engaging, making it easy for listeners to connect with what you’re presenting.” “What really stands out is how perfectly you sync with the beat. Your calm, laid-back, and hypnotizing vocals kept me nodding along to every tune. It’s impressive how effortlessly you deliver your lines, making the listening experience feel smooth and captivating.” Benjamins wrapped up his review with a 10/10 rating, praising INFO’s charisma and smooth delivery.

Though “Bitch Don’t KALE My Vibe” pokes fun at vegans, it’s not just a joke track—it’s a testament to INFO’s creative genius. Using humor and light-hearted criticism, INFO reminds us that we can handle differences with a laugh instead of tension. Whether you’re vegan, vegetarian, or a devoted carnivore, you’ll find something to enjoy in this playful take on lifestyle debates. INFO’s relaxed flow and witty punchlines, mixed with flamenco rhythms, create a sound that’s easy to vibe with—making the track both hilarious and hypnotic.

As INFO continues to travel, make music, and give back, it’s clear his journey is far from over. He has proven that hip-hop isn’t just about beats and bars—it’s about storytelling, personal growth, and social impact. If you’re an aspiring artist, INFO’s success story is a reminder that you, too, can rise above struggles and make an impact through your craft. Artists are encouraged to submit their tracks to ThisIsHipHopHQ for a chance to get reviewed just like INFO. Who knows? You could be the next viral sensation.

Love the track? Share it with your friends, tag your vegan pals, and spread the word. And don’t forget to follow ThisIsHipHopHQ on Facebook for more updates on emerging artists, reviews, and viral content.

Quiz: How Well Do You Know “Bitch Don’t KALE My Vibe”?

  1. What’s the central theme of INFO’s song?
  2. How did INFO’s upbringing shape his music?
  3. Which musical styles does INFO blend in his songs?
  4. What rating did Mr. Benjamins give the track?
  5. Where can artists submit their songs for a review?

So, what are you waiting for? Tune in to “Bitch Don’t KALE My Vibe,” enjoy the vegan-zombie apocalypse, and let INFO’s journey inspire you to laugh through the challenges. Because let’s be real—whether it’s beef or broccoli, we could all use a little less judgment and a lot more fun.


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Mr. Benjamins

Egbodo Benjamin, aka Mr. Benjamins, is a music curator, Project Manager, and Quantity Surveyor with a deep passion for hip-hop culture and creative innovation. He’s the Founder and CEO of ThisIsHipHopHQ and Metis Vanguard, platforms shaping the future of music and entertainment. A global thinker, he’s a proud member of the International Trade CouncilNIMWorld Economic Forum, and Amnesty International. From curating sound to leading strategy, Mr. Benjamins merges business with culture, creating impact both on and off the mic.

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